Newsflash – Your Dog Doesn’t Need to Live on a Farm

This just in, ironically right on the heels of our post on Biscuit

A recent news item featured the story of a young dog who is going to be euthanized because the family that owns him can’t afford to post the bond required to keep him under a local ”dangerous dog” law. The article painted a sad picture of the distraught mother and her grief-stricken children. They are, it seems, much to be pitied.

Or are they?

They admit that they purchased the dog “on a whim” knowing nothing about beagles and doing absolutely no research on the breed.

They say that they gave the young dog everything he needed — well, except for training. And, um… maybe enough attention and supervision.  Oh – and they did admit (albeit somewhat begrudgingly) that the dog could be “a bit aggressive” at times.

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And those turned out to be fatal mistakes (at least for the dog). Being a typical beagle their pet would catch a scent and promptly run off. His owners admit they got tired of chasing him and that he escaped from them more times than they could count… including the day this fall when he ran off and bit a 7-year old child several times in the face.

The owners were repentant, apologies were made, the bite was reported and the pup was quarantined at home… where he was allowed to escape once again. Authorities were less forgiving this time and the family was told to meet the bonding and other requirements of the local dangerous dog law. They say that they can’t afford to do this — so the dog will have to be euthanized.

The dog’s owners say that they considered giving him up to someone who has lots of room for the dog to roam, but are concerned about the potential liability. After all, if the dog bit someone else they might be sued. So the death order stands.

I’m sitting here trying to figure out what part of this story any sense. Family gets active, high-maintenance dog on a whim. Family doesn’t give the dog proper training or supervision. Family admits dog is aggressive – yet continues to leave him in a situation where he gets loose to run the neighborhood so often they can’t even keep track of the incidents. Dog – as one would expect – eventually bites someone and then is allowed, while in quarantine to escape once again. The family, apparently still in denial, continues to hold on to a false idea that it isn’t their fault that a child has been bitten and an innocent young dog has to die. After all, if he just had enough room to roam, it wouldn’t be a problem — would it?

As we’ve posted here before; there are far more high-energy dogs than farms for them to live on.  It’s rare to find a farmer who doesn’t have all the dogs he wants or needs. Still – the myth that there’s a farm waiting to take in every wild, untrained, out-of-control dog whose owner is tired of it survives.

Do irresponsible people really believe that their dog’s wild misbehavior won’t be a problem around children and free range chickens? That an underpaid, overworked farm family has nothing better to do than feed, train and put up with an aggressive, untrained cast-off suburban pet?

When I was young, parents often told children that a dog had been “sent off to live on a farm” after it was killed.  This story was used whether the dog was accidentally killed, sent to the shelter or euthanized.

We didn’t believe the story. And something tells me that even when irresponsible pet owners indulge in fits of self-absorbed denial try to console themselves with the idea that their dog’s behavior problems arise from living in an “unnatural” urban environment there is a place deep inside them where they realize that they  were the environmental factor that led to the dog’s problem behavior. That it’s their fault. That they failed to give an innocent creature the supervision and guidance it needed to survive in the world. And I hope that maybe, even if they can’t admit it to themselves, they learn enough from their failures to have more respect for the next life that’s put into their keeping.

      

The Best Christmas Puppy?

Suffer from allergies?
Don’t have time to train or exercise a pet?
Hate the idea of having to deal with dog poop?
Live in a place that forbids pets?
Lack the money for vet bills or grooming?

But still think that you need a dog?

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Hasbro’s Fur-Real Friends ‘Biscuit’ is the perfect solution!

What do children love about real dogs? That they can be taught tricks. No child enjoys having to give a dog a bath or having to pick up after one, but they love being able to say “sit” or “stay” and have a dog listen to their commands. Training a dog to do these commands, however, can be a long and difficult process. Not for FurReal Friends Biscuit My Lovin Pup. When you buy FurReal Friends Biscuit My Lovin Pup, you not only get a soft and furry lovable friend for your child, you get one that comes fully trained!

Retailing for between 0 and 0 - Biscuit’s a Fur Real bargain as well. Not only weill he cost less to buy than the average backyard bred dog – Biscuit’s also cheaper to maintain. The batteries you need to keep him running will cost less than even the cheapest food for a real dog his size!

Best of all — if you or the kids get tired of Biscuit – you can sell him, put him away in the closet – or even toss him out with the trash – and feel no guilt whatsoever.

He is, indeed – the best Christmas puppy ever.

      

What The Duck?

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From KARE11 News:

So, you’re driving down the road, it could be anywhere in the Twin Cities.

You pull up alongside a flatbed truck and you glance to your left, and, what the…duck?

The view through Joe Mansheim’s side window raises all sorts of questions. What for instance is a duck-hunting truck driver doing with a waterfowl riding shotgun?

This new twist on man’s best friend started with a dog that won’t hunt. For the whole story with video click here

      

Happy Thanksgiving!

Fall 2003

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Zorro 1 – Turkey 0

      

Planning For Black Friday?

The only way you’ll get me into a store on Black Friday is at gunpoint. And to persuade me - you’re going need a really big gun. But for those of you whose tolerance for violations of personal space (both bodily and vehicular) and unbridled materialism exceeds mine - we’d like to offer a few suggestions to help you shop responsibly.

First the important not-dos.

  1. DO NOT BUY A PET FOR ANYONE ELSE. Much like choosing a spouse, acquiring a pet is an intensely personal matter. If it isn’t the right one at the right time - the relationship can easily turn into an exceptionally painful and prolonged patch of ugliness that neither of them will survive without hating you.
  2. DO NOT BUY A PET FROM A PET STORE. Both Gina and Heather have recently written exceptional posts on why there is no good reason to purchase on those adorable kittens and puppies displayed in glass cases. Don’t support the vile creatures whose cheif product is misery by buying one – whether you do it on impulse or in a fit of Munchausen’s by Purchase.

Now that we’ve got that out of the way, here are a few socially responsible ideas for pet-related holiday giving.

Looking for something to give one of the men in your life? Perhaps one who’s a bit of a dawg himself? Get him some eye candy while supporting a good cause with the Pinups for Pitbulls Calendar

How about a gift for someone who’s fancy in nekkid people with dogs runs more toward the ironic than the exotic?  Try CaRPOC’s Naked Truth Calendar.

Interested in a bit of vaguely SmartDogs-related bling? Order a copy of this year’s calendar from the English Shepherd Club. Proceeds help support National English Shepherd Rescue and… a photo of Audie and Zip is one of the highlights!

Looking for something other than calendars? How about t-shirts? The Tees for Troops program prints shirts with the logos of military unit for overseas troops at no cost. The company sells shirts on their website to help offset the cost. Shirts with the logos of military K9 units are available here, here, here,  here and here.

Looking for something with a little more cachet? How about wine? Cru Vin Dogs Wine Group donates 10% of the proceeds from the sale of their wines to Canine Companions For Independence and the Morris Animal Foundation’s Cure Canine Cancer Campaign.  I’m thinking that that Yogi Cab-Syrah sounds like something we might need to try.

As for us – we plan to spend the day eating leftovers and hanging out with the dogs. No cars. No shopping. No big guns required.